True Urban Legends

Why do people use the handicap doors/automatic doors/push the buttons for doors to automatically open when their arms and legs are in clear working order?!

Why do people who make movies with bestiality themes not put condoms on the animals? (Ok, i guess this would be the least of your worries if you are doing Great Danes) and yes, i found out that this is a true urban legend. dam. but how could i resist (i should have) when it's introduced like this: "this girl has sex with three dogs, all of them with bigger dicks than mine..") yeeech. it takes a lot to gross me out, but my stomach was turning...yeech.

Live Legend: yesterday, when S and i were at the grocery store, we saw this lady who had nothing in her cart but 15lbs of nectarines and was parked in front of the meat section, indiscriminantly yet roughly hucking steaks into her cart. S had to get in the line of fire, dirty looks.

Speaking of S and M, how many pictures of me humping gay men will there be on Facebook? I'm not even on Facebook! I think that it's an unspoken agreement that Myspace folks aren't on Facebook and vice versa.

I'm loving the online radio. I have it on a cheesy "urban" station, and it's really bringing me back: Yesterday's pick: "Nobody" by Keith Sweat, this morning I started off with a dose of "Bump and Grind", and they just did "One More Chance" by Biggie, "How Come You Don't Call", the PRINCE version y'all, and now it's "I'm so Into You" by SWV. too much. and I guess I missed The Game's hookup with Kanye (Dreams) but that must have been because I missed all of the Game. and Kanye getting married, I wonder if he had her holla "we want prenup!"...and to make a point about male golddiggers, yes, of course they exist. one girlfriend of mine has to break the cycle of supporting all the trifling unclefuckers that come her way, girl..i'm not saying be a gold digga, but at least find yourself a WORKING shhh. while you're at it: youtube Carlos Mencia's version of the song. Oh, finally got to that chicken souvlaki craving, the best on my block! at the McGill Pizza...almost like that of Eugene's in Victoria,the only thing that wasn't comparable is that the pita was a bit thinner. But the tzaziki and chicken was fresh....ironically, I ate it while reading about Indonesia, the country with the most prevalent death rate of bird flu...thanks, Economist!