"it's like a gothic church"
that's what my nose looks like. today, as an added perk to my experiment (other than the ten bux) i got to look inside my own nose. it's like a hairy tunnel, kind of narrow. that's right, like my outgoing message says, "i'm bringing sexyback".
so, the olfactory experiment, i impressed my swiss experimenter with my german vocabulary (i know how to say "shit",
"ants", "chocolate", "cinnamon" and "football") then i had to laugh because we were trying to make small talk in between sniffs and i asked this:
"so, have you always looked up noses?"
to which he responded:
"no, when i was younger, i played soccer."
that shit made me crack up. seriously. i tried to recruit him to do another experiment, that's using the resources. there was a tiny piece of latex blocking part of my nose and the experiment was to see if i could smell things with the block, so i had latex in my nostril, tape over the other one, and a blindfold. uh huh. so glamourous. i found out later that it was two scents: one was an artificial scent, and the other was male body odour (which apparantly i couldn't pick up at all) i guess i have an affinity, or lack therof, with male pheremones. smells like teen spirit, y'all. and my montreal faction of fancy garcons is finally coming together!!!!
