True Urban Legends

wow. warning signs foreshadowing that beyonce's about to pull a mariah/whitney all in one:

-in every video for the new album, she looks progressively more crazy, very feverish, jerky motions, giving that weave the workout of its life, but hey, she's providing new positions for people, bigup keeping folks employed, b!

-the new track is about her man cheating (though screaming about chinchilla coats is not the way to keep him) and the last video, where she's "swamp beyonce" featured him not even looking at her, i think all the rumours of him slipping rihanna some of the presidential carter sausage must be carrying some weight

-letoya, silly as she is, is set to blow up in that way that all them girls do, which is probably making the bday girl sweat a bit as well, as that is the girl who used to look like her minime, she used to be the cutest one in the original dc lineup (and because she had no knowles bloodline she was one of the first to be kicked out). now, she's looking more like lil' kim and playing to that same crowd.

-the angry vid shows that b just can't do it like the bossiest one, kelis. who DIDN'T feel that hype williams joint when she came out smashing that cat's records?!

-more assorted nutty shit: did that idiot really just say, "fergie ferg and me love you long time?!" damn. just when i thought she couldn't get more offensive.

-is diddy rocking grills and a suit? (again done better by kelis, grills and roberto cavalli bathing suit) i wonder if he's going to hear it from the heads for coming back kanye style like he never left.

-what is WITH that lead pussytwat doll?! but at least she's the only one that's not setting herself up for some 6th man reality show two years from now. why are there so many of them anyway? they just take up space.

ok. can you tell i have a yahoo player? the internet is better/worse/better/worse than tv.